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Matt says:
what did you think of that movie?
Aaron says:
thought it was pretty good. had some annoyances, like all horror movies, but better than most
Matt says:
yeah.
Aaron says:
I didn’t really like the exorcism approach though.. didn’t think that really applied, since it was free roaming and could enter anyone
Aaron says:
not sure if that was an intended idea, or taken because it was easier and more familiar to people
Matt says:
yeah.
Matt says:
that was kinda weird.
Matt says:
that, and seeing as i have explored a bit into the paranormal side of life, i have personally never heard of that, so i’m not sure if its from jewish folklore, or what.
Matt says:
love the review though:
Matt says:
Review of The Unborn
Matt says:
yep. i was right:
Matt says:
Wikipedia Article on Dybbuk
Aaron says:
I’ll have to check the review out
Aaron says:
yeah, I figured it was somehow based on a real paranormal/supernatural/occult idea
Matt says:
yeah, and that draws appeal. but i mean, the movie was so token. i was glad that black chick ended up dying.
Aaron says:
yeah, it was just retarded that she opened the door… especially when she was supposed to be the one into the supernatural. lame that they replay the same stupid choices in so many horror movies
Aaron says:
heck, she had a bad knife wound and tried climbing stairs for some reason… cause that makes sense
Aaron says:
cause they STILL had to make her try running up the stairs
Matt says:
yeah, and there were so many stairs in that movie. and..i can also tell that Apple, Inc had a good play in that movie.
Matt says:
shes jogging, she has an ipod.
Matt says:
they both have macbooks.
Matt says:
call me on my iphone.
Matt says:
wtf.
Aaron says:
yeah, no doubt. little bit of sponsor placement
Matt says:
a little bit? hell, i’m surprised gary oldman didnt do the excorsism through itunes.
Aaron says:
lol
Aaron says:
lost sarcasm in IM
Matt says:
“can you email me the translation? yeah, my email address is casey@macmail.com”
Aaron says:
hahaha

Cheerwine is fucking awesome. Yeah, the caffeine content is kicking my ass, but, it’s good shit.

I have 2 GB of webspace to play around with now. Uploaded and installed coppermine. You can find the photo album here.

I’ll be moving shit off of myspace onto my website. Because Myspace sucks. They took down my Project Playlist. Fuck it. I’ll embed it onto my website. So…eat me.

(9:50:28 AM) trunkwontopen: Interesting. There is a drink called “Rough Sex with an Alligator”
(9:54:01 AM) Indeed! It’s MEGAN: What is in that?
(9:55:15 AM) trunkwontopen: i’m trying to find out.
(9:55:26 AM) trunkwontopen: i hope it comes with aligator.

(1:58:26 PM) trunkwontopen: there never was a girl I met so fine as..laurel.
(1:58:38 PM) trunkwontopen: when I think of her my brain turns into an arraingement of..floral.
(1:58:46 PM) Laurel: XD
(1:58:47 PM) Laurel: oh man
(1:59:06 PM) trunkwontopen: I wanna dive off deep cliffs into the ocean and touch a….coral.
(1:59:20 PM) trunkwontopen: cause when I am with her, I lose my ..morals.
(1:59:24 PM) trunkwontopen: there we go, there’s my poem for you.
(1:59:33 PM) trunkwontopen: now I will return to my philly steak and cheese sammich.
(1:59:48 PM) Laurel: LAWLZ
(2:00:42 PM) trunkwontopen: (c) Matt, 2008
(2:00:49 PM) trunkwontopen: All rights reserved.
(2:01:45 PM) Laurel: lol

Interesting read on LifeLock.

I need new music to listen to. Someone wake me up when Protest The Hero comes out with their new album in 2008. I’ll be over here with my Coalesce DVD’s and Sour Starburst.

All this for a pack of smokes? Give me a break.

I went to my all-time favorite store in the entire universe last night, 7-Eleven. How I adore their high prices. They are the Wal-Mart of convenience stores. So…I go into the store. Get my 2x CFDC 20oz. Approach the counter to pay for this wonderful substance. Thank my lucky stars that I pre-lubed my ass before I arrived as I am looking at the cigarette prices.

“Pack of Basic lights, soft pack”

“Can I see your ID?”

I open my wallet, and show it to him. He asks me to take it out. I had him my ID, he is looking at it, looking at me. looking at it, looking at me. looking at it, looking at me. It’s not a fucking picture puzzle “Spot the difference between these 2 photos” or even a frigging game of “Where’s Waldo?” Its my driver’s license. Check the DOB. 06/27/1979. Same birthdate as Ross Perot, Tobey MacGuire. Hellen Keller. I’m 28. ~ + 10 years past the age you need to be to get smokes in this country.

Give me my smokes.

He then procees to use the scanner to “run” my driver’s license through, like a credit card. He is having difficulty. Of course he is. That “magnetic” strip that someone thought would be a good idea is worn off. It does that after six months. Whomever thought that would be a good idea to put a strip on the back of a MI driver’s license should have a strip of their own on their face. From a tire iron.

So, he can’t get the strip to work. He can’t do simple math, we have to have machines tell us how much change to dull out to a customer. i.e. “You total is $8.58, they get handed a 10 dollar bill.” If there is not 3 calculators, a cash register, a marching band, and balloons telling the 7-Eleven cashier how much they should hand back to the customer, they are screwed. So, overall, he refuses to sell me the smokes, because he “cannot verify my age.”

Mind you, this dude behind the counter looks like he fell out of his mom 18 years and 9 days ago.

I go to this store 3-4 times a week, this guy HAS seen me before, and I HAVE purchased smokes from them before. But, since this particular 7-Eleven is under new management, and they fired everyone that had a criminal background (i.e. all the people working there) they have become more strict with ther ID policy. Which I can understand. I have no problem taking out my ID to be “validated” however, it’s..only…a ..pack..of ..smokes. It should NOT take 10 minutes, and a portfolio of papers, notes, and certificates to get a pack of smokes.

Right before I decide to take out my baseball bat that I carry around with me, you know, the one that says “Card THIS!” on the handle, one of the other guys that works there emerges from the backroom, immediately identifies me as a “regular” (ooh…status symbol!) and tells the other person it’s okay to sell to me.

I know there are more important things to rant about, but, my GOD. Did I need a cigarette after that.

(4:54:56 PM) Myself: yeah, i won’t go deeply into it, its all i complain about.
(4:56:17 PM) Amber: U understand
(4:56:22 PM) Amber: I not u
(4:57:34 PM) Myself: of ycourse you are not me. you are not cursed with a penis.
(5:03:26 PM) Amber: Lol
(5:08:01 PM) Myself: its hard. no pun intended.
(5:26:57 PM) Amber: Lol
(5:27:02 PM) Amber: I know
(5:27:53 PM) Myself: i’ll be 29 in 10 months. …wow…you will be the big three-oh in 1 month 11 days.
(9:25:50 PM) Myself: i noticed after that reminder, you have not said a word.

Here we goo:

Hilarious Ebay Auction, from..a stay at home mom of six. Her blog is even more hilarious.

Today’s Penny Arcade cominc is hilarious, featuring Chris Hansen from Dateline. However, may I note that I got to this joke first

EDIT: Don pointed me to Another BioShock Comic, this one being a bit more clever.

Anyway..in life:

Getting stuff all moved in, planning on upgrading my computer to its final stages, its goona rock. 4 GB of Ram. 680 chipset. Freakin sweet.